Corrupt a Wish

[Advanced President MX]

It doesn't happen.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Thanos]

You speak Chinese instead.

I wish I was Arceus.

[Advanced President MX]

You become a Magikarp instead.

I wish I had more Nutella.

[Thanos]

You get none.

I wish Spam was healthy.

[Advanced President MX]

It already is.

I wish for a bag of peanuts.

[Thanos]

You're allergic to peanuts.

I wish I was itchy.

[Advanced President MX]

You get mosquito bites.

I wish for a new phone.

[Thanos]

You get the first one ever made.

I wish I wasn't reminded of the Philippines.

((Seriously, thanks a lot. You totally ruined it. ))

[Advanced President MX]

You get reminded of U.S

I wish the forum games board had more activity.

((Sorry, I was not aware.))

[Thanos]

You're the only one active.

I wish the Philippines was more fun.

((It's okay. I just had SO MANY mosquito bites over there, it was not fun.))

[Skarm]

You move out.
I wish for more rain.

[Lady]

You get a drought instead .


I wish i had money for a laptop .

[Thanos]

You accidentally get a desktop instead with that money.

I wish I had a stalker.

[Lady]

Everyone ignores you



I wish for new books ;___;

[Skarm]

You get my dutch books.
I wish I had more books too.