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Post by V on Jun 5, 2015 20:24:00 GMT -8
Okay, I haven't been on in a while, so I'll just say a few things for this here game. 1. If you're gonna respond to a condition, please quote the appropriate post, or tag the user who made the post.
2. No repetitions of conditions on the same page. Variations are fair game, but please wait until the next page or so if you wish to reuse something.
3. The price doesn't have to be a million dollars, anything greater than a million (infinity counted) is also fair gameAnd that's about it. Boost No, I'd go insane. TransportationYou have a million dollars, but your only form of land-based travel is a bicycle. I don't know how to ride a bike, but it sounds reasonable still. Sure. FingersYou have a million dollars, but you lose all the fingers on your right hand (if you're right-handed) or your left hand (if you're left-handed). What good is a million dollar's worth of video games if they can't be played? Hell no. CrossingMillion dollars, but you have to crossplay for the rest of your life. |
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Post by Thanos on Jun 5, 2015 22:59:59 GMT -8
I don't know how to ride a bike, but it sounds reasonable still. Sure. FingersYou have a million dollars, but you lose all the fingers on your right hand (if you're right-handed) or your left hand (if you're left-handed). What good is a million dollar's worth of video games if they can't be played? Hell no. CrossingMillion dollars, but you have to crossplay for the rest of your life. Not trying to be offensive or anything, though.DonationYou have a million dollars, but then you are forced to spend a good amount of that money for annual donations. |
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Post by Emi on Jun 6, 2015 1:09:52 GMT -8
What good is a million dollar's worth of video games if they can't be played? Hell no. CrossingMillion dollars, but you have to crossplay for the rest of your life. Not trying to be offensive or anything, though.DonationYou have a million dollars, but then you are forced to spend a good amount of that money for annual donations. I'll still get money so yes. You get a million dollars, but you can only buy a million dollar painting. It is completely blue. |
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Post by Thanos on Jun 6, 2015 9:25:19 GMT -8
NOO. Not trying to be offensive or anything, though.DonationYou have a million dollars, but then you are forced to spend a good amount of that money for annual donations. I'll still get money so yes. You get a million dollars, but you can only buy a million dollar painting. It is completely blue. Hell no. AustraliaYou get a million dollars, but the zombie apocalypse happens and you're forced to live in Australia, the safe haven. |
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Post by V on Jun 7, 2015 21:32:34 GMT -8
I'll still get money so yes. You get a million dollars, but you can only buy a million dollar painting. It is completely blue. Hell no. AustraliaYou get a million dollars, but the zombie apocalypse happens and you're forced to live in Australia, the safe haven. Yeah, I could live with that. ChangeYou've got a million dollars, but you have to change your gender. |
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Post by Dr. Phil E. Sophical on Jun 7, 2015 21:46:34 GMT -8
Hell no. AustraliaYou get a million dollars, but the zombie apocalypse happens and you're forced to live in Australia, the safe haven. Yeah, I could live with that. ChangeYou've got a million dollars, but you have to change your gender. I'd take it, no doubt about it. Seventy Years of ShowtunesYou receive a million dollars, but the only way you can communicate with people for the next seven decades is via elaborate Broadway-style musical numbers. |
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Post by V on Jun 7, 2015 22:04:26 GMT -8
Yeah, I could live with that. ChangeYou've got a million dollars, but you have to change your gender. I'd take it, no doubt about it. Seventy Years of ShowtunesYou receive a million dollars, but the only way you can communicate with people for the next seven decades is via elaborate Broadway-style musical numbers. Yeah, I could manage. OppositeYou've got a million dollars, but every day for the next year is a day of opposites. Do the opposite what you normally do, ship the opposite, reply the opposite, that stuff. |
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Post by Thanos on Jun 8, 2015 11:46:02 GMT -8
I'd take it, no doubt about it. Seventy Years of ShowtunesYou receive a million dollars, but the only way you can communicate with people for the next seven decades is via elaborate Broadway-style musical numbers. Yeah, I could manage. OppositeYou've got a million dollars, but every day for the next year is a day of opposites. Do the opposite what you normally do, ship the opposite, reply the opposite, that stuff. I have a feeling there'll be some confusion on my part, so no. YearYou have a million dollars, but you have to spend it all within a year for some new legal reason. |
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Post by V on Jun 8, 2015 23:45:19 GMT -8
Yeah, I could manage. OppositeYou've got a million dollars, but every day for the next year is a day of opposites. Do the opposite what you normally do, ship the opposite, reply the opposite, that stuff. I have a feeling there'll be some confusion on my part, so no. YearYou have a million dollars, but you have to spend it all within a year for some new legal reason. Easy enough with today's economy. Yeah, I'd take that action. FoodYou've got a million dollars, but you've got to survive on nothing but bread and water for the next year. |
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Post by Thanos on Jun 9, 2015 9:23:44 GMT -8
I have a feeling there'll be some confusion on my part, so no. YearYou have a million dollars, but you have to spend it all within a year for some new legal reason. Easy enough with today's economy. Yeah, I'd take that action. FoodYou've got a million dollars, but you've got to survive on nothing but bread and water for the next year. Shet. I think that would work, so yes. OrangeYou've got a million dollars, but you must eat only oranges for an entire decade. |
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Post by GeminiNao on Jul 18, 2015 8:01:11 GMT -8
Easy enough with today's economy. Yeah, I'd take that action. FoodYou've got a million dollars, but you've got to survive on nothing but bread and water for the next year. Shet. I think that would work, so yes. OrangeYou've got a million dollars, but you must eat only oranges for an entire decade. Yes, I can deal with oranges. Bricks You won a million dollar, but for each transaction you're thrown bricks. |
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Post by Emi on Jul 18, 2015 8:14:35 GMT -8
Shet. I think that would work, so yes. OrangeYou've got a million dollars, but you must eat only oranges for an entire decade. Yes, I can deal with oranges. Bricks You won a million dollar, but for each transaction you're thrown bricks. Hmm... Yes. I'll just do one large transaction. Death One of your closest friends and family die each time you buy a single thing from that money. |
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Post by GeminiNao on Jul 18, 2015 8:17:45 GMT -8
Yes, I can deal with oranges. Bricks You won a million dollar, but for each transaction you're thrown bricks. Hmm... Yes. I'll just do one large transaction. Death One of your closest friends and family die each time you buy a single thing from that money. No I can't deal with that. My closest is where my assets are from. Fire You've got a million dollar, but for each transaction one of your body parts burned and can't be healed or put out. |
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Post by Thanos on Jul 18, 2015 10:17:40 GMT -8
Hmm... Yes. I'll just do one large transaction. Death One of your closest friends and family die each time you buy a single thing from that money. No I can't deal with that. My closest is where my assets are from. Fire You've got a million dollar, but for each transaction one of your body parts burned and can't be healed or put out. Nope nope nope nope nope *continues this banter for an hour* nope. GodYou've got a million dollars, but you will be under the watch of God and therefore you have to be careful about whether or not how you're spending that money will be considered sinful to Him. |
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Post by GeminiNao on Jul 18, 2015 19:43:14 GMT -8
No I can't deal with that. My closest is where my assets are from. Fire You've got a million dollar, but for each transaction one of your body parts burned and can't be healed or put out. Nope nope nope nope nope *continues this banter for an hour* nope. GodYou've got a million dollars, but you will be under the watch of God and therefore you have to be careful about whether or not how you're spending that money will be considered sinful to Him. Yes, I'll just donate them to a charity. Intelligence You've got a million dollars, but your intelligence is like a baby. |
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