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Post by V on May 21, 2015 20:51:47 GMT -8
I saw his game on Rooster teeth. What happens is that someone will present a condition if one were to receive a million dollars or so, ("You've got a million dollars, but you've gotta do this or that"). If you're responding, please quote the condition you're responding to.
I'll start with something simple.
Internet
You've got a million dollars, but no internet. Would you go for it?
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Post by Thanos on May 21, 2015 20:55:22 GMT -8
I saw his game on Rooster teeth. What happens is that someone will present a condition if one were to receive a million dollars or so, ("You've got a million dollars, but you've gotta do this or that"). If you're responding, please quote the condition you're responding to. I'll start with something simple. InternetYou've got a million dollars, but no internet. Would you go for it? No. I can't imagine how I'd be able to survive without FanFiction.Net. Shortened lifeYou've got a million dollars, but your lifespan is shortened by about 30 years. Would you go for it? ((Hopefully this was right.)) |
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Post by V on May 21, 2015 20:59:45 GMT -8
I saw his game on Rooster teeth. What happens is that someone will present a condition if one were to receive a million dollars or so, ("You've got a million dollars, but you've gotta do this or that"). If you're responding, please quote the condition you're responding to. I'll start with something simple. InternetYou've got a million dollars, but no internet. Would you go for it? No. I can't imagine how I'd be able to survive without FanFiction.Net. Shortened lifeYou've got a million dollars, but your lifespan is shortened by about 30 years. Would you go for it? ((Hopefully this was right.)) Considering how the average human lives to be around 80 or so, yeah, I'd go for it. DiarrheaYou have a million dollars, but you have diarrhea least thrice a day. |
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Post by Thanos on May 21, 2015 21:01:39 GMT -8
No. I can't imagine how I'd be able to survive without FanFiction.Net. Shortened lifeYou've got a million dollars, but your lifespan is shortened by about 30 years. Would you go for it? ((Hopefully this was right.)) Considering how the average human lives to be around 80 or so, yeah, I'd go for it. DiarrheaYou have a million dollars, but you have diarrhea least thrice a day. Probably not. Since I'm always gassy while having diarrhea, I'd rather not embarrass myself while making an expensive purchase. XP Increased IQYou have a million dollars, but your IQ is boosted to radically high levels that aren't even considered possible for a human. Would you do it? |
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Post by V on May 21, 2015 21:06:41 GMT -8
Considering how the average human lives to be around 80 or so, yeah, I'd go for it. DiarrheaYou have a million dollars, but you have diarrhea least thrice a day. Probably not. Since I'm always gassy while having diarrhea, I'd rather not embarrass myself while making an expensive purchase. XP Increased IQYou have a million dollars, but your IQ is boosted to radically high levels that aren't even considered possible for a human. Would you do it? Money and intelligence? Oh, hell yeah! BaldYou've got a million dollars, but a bunch of you hair falls off and never grows back ever you make a transaction. |
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Post by Thanos on May 22, 2015 12:03:52 GMT -8
Probably not. Since I'm always gassy while having diarrhea, I'd rather not embarrass myself while making an expensive purchase. XP Increased IQYou have a million dollars, but your IQ is boosted to radically high levels that aren't even considered possible for a human. Would you do it? Money and intelligence? Oh, hell yeah! BaldYou've got a million dollars, but a bunch of you hair falls off and never grows back ever you make a transaction. It would depend on if baldness is the hot thing nowadays, but for now, I'll say no. ComaYou have a million dollars, but you get into a car accident before making the transaction and you wind up in a 30-year coma. Would you do it? |
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Post by V on May 22, 2015 12:11:23 GMT -8
Money and intelligence? Oh, hell yeah! BaldYou've got a million dollars, but a bunch of you hair falls off and never grows back ever you make a transaction. It would depend on if baldness is the hot thing nowadays, but for now, I'll say no. ComaYou have a million dollars, but you get into a car accident before making the transaction and you wind up in a 30-year coma. Would you do it? No way in hell. Taken from Rooster Teeth Stinky FingerYou've got this guy who pays for everything for you unlimited, but in exchange, he licks his finger and shoves it up your ass for five seconds no matter what after each transaction, and you're not allowed to lay for anything. |
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Post by Thanos on May 22, 2015 15:11:32 GMT -8
It would depend on if baldness is the hot thing nowadays, but for now, I'll say no. ComaYou have a million dollars, but you get into a car accident before making the transaction and you wind up in a 30-year coma. Would you do it? No way in hell. Taken from Rooster Teeth Stinky FingerYou've got this guy who pays for everything for you unlimited, but in exchange, he licks his finger and shoves it up your ass for five seconds no matter what after each transaction, and you're not allowed to lay for anything. HELL NO. TaxesYou have a million dollars, but the government passes a new tax law for people who have a million dollar-plus fortunes and you have to pay more. Would you do it? |
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Post by Yoh on May 22, 2015 17:38:14 GMT -8
Within an affordable range. I'd go for it.
Smash Mouth's All Star
You have a million dollars, but you have to listen to All Star for the rest of your life, every moment of your life, with no way to turn it off or switch songs.
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Post by Thanos on May 22, 2015 17:40:58 GMT -8
Within an affordable range. I'd go for it. Smash Mouth's All StarYou have a million dollars, but you have to listen to All Star for the rest of your life, every moment of your life, with no way to turn it off or switch songs. Crud. I like the song right now, but I can tell I'd be annoyed after hearing it over and over and over. So...no. ZombieYou have a million dollars, but you get bitten by a zombie and (because of your adequate immune system) become a half-zombie who hops back and forth between losing your mind and getting it back. Would you go for it? |
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Post by V on May 22, 2015 20:30:23 GMT -8
No way in hell. Taken from Rooster Teeth Stinky FingerYou've got this guy who pays for everything for you unlimited, but in exchange, he licks his finger and shoves it up your ass for five seconds no matter what after each transaction, and you're not allowed to lay for anything. HELL NO. TaxesYou have a million dollars, but the government passes a new tax law for people who have a million dollar-plus fortunes and you have to pay more. Would you do it? No Left SideYou've got a million dollars, but you're blind in your left eye. |
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Post by Thanos on May 22, 2015 21:23:53 GMT -8
HELL NO. TaxesYou have a million dollars, but the government passes a new tax law for people who have a million dollar-plus fortunes and you have to pay more. Would you do it? No Left SideYou've got a million dollars, but you're blind in your left eye. I can see well with my right eye, so yeah, sure. AmputatedYou've got a million dollars, but all of your limbs are amputated due to a freak accident. Would you do it? |
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Post by Boost on Jun 4, 2015 11:20:02 GMT -8
Memory
You've got a million dollars, but after every transaction you lose a happy memory. Would you do it?
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Post by V on Jun 5, 2015 19:42:11 GMT -8
Okay, I haven't been on in a while, so I'll just say a few things for this here game. 1. If you're gonna respond to a condition, please quote the appropriate post, or tag the user who made the post.
2. No repetitions of conditions on the same page. Variations are fair game, but please wait until the next page or so if you wish to reuse something.
3. The price doesn't have to be a million dollars, anything greater than a million (infinity counted) is also fair gameAnd that's about it. Boost No, I'd go insane. TransportationYou have a million dollars, but your only form of land-based travel is a bicycle. |
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Post by Thanos on Jun 5, 2015 20:02:28 GMT -8
Okay, I haven't been on in a while, so I'll just say a few things for this here game. 1. If you're gonna respond to a condition, please quote the appropriate post, or tag the user who made the post.
2. No repetitions of conditions on the same page. Variations are fair game, but please wait until the next page or so if you wish to reuse something.
3. The price doesn't have to be a million dollars, anything greater than a million (infinity counted) is also fair gameAnd that's about it. Boost No, I'd go insane. TransportationYou have a million dollars, but your only form of land-based travel is a bicycle. I don't know how to ride a bike, but it sounds reasonable still. Sure. FingersYou have a million dollars, but you lose all the fingers on your right hand (if you're right-handed) or your left hand (if you're left-handed). |
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