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Post by praise luke on Jul 29, 2015 13:20:44 GMT -8
hello doc... I don't know why, but when I look at someone... I need to find a way to illustrate their faults in comparison to my strengths... for instance... that lab coat.... awful... you can't pull of white clothing as well as me... suck out loser. So you have a ego/absurdly confident... We need to knock you down. *Ties him to a stretcher and shows him a picture of Will Smith* How are you better than him. he has an open marriage with his wife because he can't satisfy her... never had that problem two out of his three kids are absurdly weird.... that must suck...especially since he has kids... who the fuck wants kids? hes coming close to the business end of 40.... might as well dig the grave now. |
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Post by Aquadrop on Jul 30, 2015 21:48:57 GMT -8
I know... But you known him.for so long.. Why do you need constant reassurance? *Stabs her with a needle when she's not looking and straps her into a chair* You suck... Because I'm better than him. Oh and Aqua, Turnip ain't cured-- *loses consciousness.* And you swallow... That doesn't mean- HEY @bigtimespider, get back in here! *Rolls a TV into the room and a little baby is playing with blocks on the screen* Emiii... wake uppp... |
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Post by Aquadrop on Jul 30, 2015 21:50:35 GMT -8
So you have a ego/absurdly confident... We need to knock you down. *Ties him to a stretcher and shows him a picture of Will Smith* How are you better than him. he has an open marriage with his wife because he can't satisfy her... never had that problem two out of his three kids are absurdly weird.... that must suck...especially since he has kids... who the fuck wants kids? hes coming close to the business end of 40.... might as well dig the grave now. Ooof... You're really good at roasting people... *Jots down random shit and shocks him* Now... do the opposite... how is Will Smith better than you? And you better give me an answer... |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 21:53:48 GMT -8
You suck... Because I'm better than him. Oh and Aqua, Turnip ain't cured-- *loses consciousness.* And you swallow... That doesn't mean- HEY @bigtimespider, get back in here! *Rolls a TV into the room and a little baby is playing with blocks on the screen* Emiii... wake uppp... *Comes in fixing his Jerry Curls* WHAT?! Big T is tryna sleep. |
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Post by Aquadrop on Jul 30, 2015 21:56:49 GMT -8
And you swallow... That doesn't mean- HEY @bigtimespider, get back in here! *Rolls a TV into the room and a little baby is playing with blocks on the screen* Emiii... wake uppp... *Comes in fixing his Jerry Curls* WHAT?! Big T is tryna sleep. ... Nice hair. Anyway, I need a favour from you.... Be nice to Emi. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 22:01:02 GMT -8
*Comes in fixing his Jerry Curls* WHAT?! Big T is tryna sleep. ... Nice hair. Anyway, I need a favour from you.... Be nice to Emi. I can do that, but why exactly? Big T ain't just nice to randoms.. |
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Post by Aquadrop on Jul 30, 2015 22:04:33 GMT -8
... Nice hair. Anyway, I need a favour from you.... Be nice to Emi. I can do that, but why exactly? Big T ain't just nice to randoms.. Because... I gave Emi a hijacking serum that will take out some of the hatred she has for you... but it won't work until she sees you being nice! *Gives a peace sign* Atleast, I hope it does... |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 22:08:55 GMT -8
I can do that, but why exactly? Big T ain't just nice to randoms.. Because... I gave Emi a hijacking serum that will take out some of the hatred she has for you... but it won't work until she sees you being nice! *Gives a peace sign* Atleast, I hope it does... Alright. She's barely gonna see me anyway.. Big T is out! GOLF! |
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Post by praise luke on Jul 31, 2015 1:02:48 GMT -8
he has an open marriage with his wife because he can't satisfy her... never had that problem two out of his three kids are absurdly weird.... that must suck...especially since he has kids... who the fuck wants kids? hes coming close to the business end of 40.... might as well dig the grave now. Ooof... You're really good at roasting people... *Jots down random shit and shocks him* Now... do the opposite... how is Will Smith better than you? And you better give me an answer... he has a lot more money then me... a lot... like a lot... fucking douche |
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Post by Emi on Jul 31, 2015 3:26:50 GMT -8
You suck... Because I'm better than him. Oh and Aqua, Turnip ain't cured-- *loses consciousness.* And you swallow... That doesn't mean- HEY @bigtimespider, get back in here! *Rolls a TV into the room and a little baby is playing with blocks on the screen* Emiii... wake uppp... *walks up slowly and stares at the screen* ... That ain't fair!!! You fucking asshole let me the fuck go so I can kill you! How are you show me this fuckery! |
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Post by Aquadrop on Jul 31, 2015 10:22:07 GMT -8
Ooof... You're really good at roasting people... *Jots down random shit and shocks him* Now... do the opposite... how is Will Smith better than you? And you better give me an answer... he has a lot more money then me... a lot... like a lot... fucking douche Annnd.. He's also.. Funnier.. |
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Post by Aquadrop on Jul 31, 2015 10:22:54 GMT -8
And you swallow... That doesn't mean- HEY @bigtimespider, get back in here! *Rolls a TV into the room and a little baby is playing with blocks on the screen* Emiii... wake uppp... *walks up slowly and stares at the screen* ... That ain't fair!!! You fucking asshole let me the fuck go so I can kill you! How are you show me this fuckery! Its just a baby! Good lord Emi.. @bigtimespider its time. |
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Post by Emi on Jul 31, 2015 10:24:23 GMT -8
*walks up slowly and stares at the screen* ... That ain't fair!!! You fucking asshole let me the fuck go so I can kill you! How are you show me this fuckery! Its just a baby! Good lord Emi.. @bigtimespider its time. that damn fucking baby is having such a good time! Why couldn't I have that?! Damn it! Let me out of this!! |
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Post by praise luke on Jul 31, 2015 11:24:09 GMT -8
he has a lot more money then me... a lot... like a lot... fucking douche Annnd.. He's also.. Funnier.. debatable. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 11:44:02 GMT -8
*walks up slowly and stares at the screen* ... That ain't fair!!! You fucking asshole let me the fuck go so I can kill you! How are you show me this fuckery! Its just a baby! Good lord Emi.. @bigtimespider its time. For what? |
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